Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear Around Thanksgiving Weekend

10. "Well, we won't know for sure without an X-ray, but you probably don't have pneumonia."
9. "The water pump is making a funny sound."
8. "It looks like the blizzard should hit just about the time our guests are due."
7. "I'm not sure, but I think we've run out of water."
6. "Well, we won't know for sure without an X-ray, but your toe is probably not broken."
5. "It looks like there's a lot of smoke in the living room."
4. "What do you mean we can't flush the toilet?"
3. "Happy Thanksgiving. You have reached Water on Wheels. We'll be open again on Friday . . ."
2. "No, we can't deliver any water unless the outside temperature reaches at least 30 degrees."
1. "Wake up, dear -- it's 7 a.m., and you need to go to the store and buy more water."