I Can't Get There From Here

Yeah, I know where it is.
You wanna go three blocks down and make a right,
Make a U-turn when you pass the Fireworks Kiosk,
Make a hard left at McClintock’s Taco-Rama,
Go sixty-three miles east on the 501,
Get off at Exit 22 and head west on the 6-2-&-Even,
Get out of your car at Hormone Avenue and take the #5 bus going South,
When you get off at the Post Office, veer right,
You’ll see a fork,
Take it.
Can't miss it.